Question:
If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer:
"I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would
live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to
comply with the law."
-- David Dinkins
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body."
-- Winston Bennett
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country."
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- - Jason Kidd
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country
away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed
new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying
to keep it for themselves."
-- John Wayne
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- - Dan Quayle
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- - Dan Quayle
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go
one way or another."
--George Bush
"I have opinions of my own -strong opinions- but I don't
always agree with them."
--George Bush
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air
do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius
is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- -Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not
occur."
- -Dan Quayle
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
overseas."
- -Keppel Enderbery
"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
- -Dan Quayle
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only
regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in
school so I could converse with those people."
--Dan Quayle
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a
mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
--Dan Quayle
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of
Chicago..."
--Dan Quayle
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless
you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
- -Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
