A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing
a show in a small club in a small town in Georgia. With his dummy on
his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde
woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think
you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who
keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and
from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but
women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the
blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little
bastard on your knee!"
