I want a duck. Ducks are cool. Most people ask me:
Why do you want a duck?
I don't know. I just do. And there is nothing you can do about it. When I get a duck, it will swim in a little pond, and swim, and watch TV with me. And I will feed it... well, I don't know what ducks eat. If you do, please tell me. That would help alot.
My buddy Nadim says I'm crazy. He says ducks are stupid. He mocks me. But I got proof that he is no more than a programmed robot. By the way, I cannot spell. Thank you for listen to me babble. Have you ever seen that movie with Winnie the Pooh worshiping satan? I suggest you do. Ask around. Some one has to have it. My "v" key doesn't work right. It's annoying.
If the world will not do what i ask it, then how can I gain power? Answer: I can't.
Adios. Quacks.
